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"Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind."
- Unknown (via golden-needle)

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

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